Guess what Im dressing up for Halloween as. Wife beater shirt , shorts that hang so low they look like pants ,hair spiked up in front with lots of my grandmas hair gel, flat brim hat that never sets straight on my head, big silver chain that turns my neck green, rubber flip flop sandals with long black socks and my back story for the costume is that I have 5 kids by 3 different women that that I never see call or contribute any money to. I also am unemployed which I have been since I was fired from Walmart for stealing a Xbox controller and I live in my grandparents basement which convenient because I can steal money out my grandmas purse to buy weed and beer. Know what I am?????? Im a 35 yr old dead beat Douche Bag and quite a few men think Halloween is everyday. Trick or Treat!!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 20:44:11 +0000
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