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Guy: I want to buy dog food. Seller: Do you have a dog?. Guy: Yes Seller: Where is it?. Guy: At home. Seller: Sorry, i can’t sell you dog food unless i see the dog first, it is our policy. The Next Day…. Guy: Do you have cat food?. … Seller: Where is your cat?. Guy: It is at home. Seller: Sorry, i can’t sell cat food for you unless i see the cat. Two Days Later…. The Guy went there holding a nylon bag. Seller: What is in your bag?. Guy: Put your hand inside first. (The seller puts his hand inside) Seller: It’s cold, what is it?. Guy: It is my shit! I need toilet paper
Posted on: Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:06:02 +0000

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