HA! I survived my birthday! For those of you that are disappointed, Im still here and hope to be another 60! .....And now, for your morning coffee! Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, What a beautiful night, look at the moon. The other drunk stops and looks at his drunken friend, You are wrong. Thats not the moon, thats the sun. Both started arguing for a while when they came upon another drunk walking, so they stopped him. Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky thats shining. Is it the moon or the sun? The third drunk looked at the sky and then looked at them and said, Sorry, I dont live around here. An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isnt any in the house. He says, “I’ll go get some. She says, Vanilla with chocolate sauce, with whipped cream on top and a cherry. She adds, Please write it down, I know youll forget. He says, “I wont forget; Vanilla with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and a cherry. Away he goes. Hours later he comes back and hands her a paper bag. In it is a HAM SANDWICH. She says,” I told you to write it down! You forgot the mustard. A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons behavior. The parents had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so they contacted him, and he agreed to give it his best shot. He asked to see the boys individually, so the eight-year-old was sent to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, Where is God? The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, Where is God? Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boys face, WHERE IS GOD? At that, the boy bolted from the room, ran directly home, and slammed himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, What happened? The younger brother replied, We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it! GOD Bless and Good Morning Everyone!
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