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HARD FACTS! * Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder. - Obasanjo, 1999. ** Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty. - Queen Elizabeth 1983. *** He who run around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet is not yet hungry. - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe. ****Nigeria was never on the map when God said, Let there be light. - Buhari 1989 ******* Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has tryst issues. - Fela Kuti, 1979 **** No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - Goodluck Jonathan, 2013 Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit. - Bola Tinubu, 2011 *** Anyone that reads this without laughing, is a jobless applicant. - Lord Lugard, 1914
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