** HE FELL IN LOVE AT A TACO JOHNS DRIVE THRU ! ** ... There once was a lonely Mexican dude named Bill . Bill could not speak good English but he could order food from drive thru taco joints .. One day Bill went to Taco Johns and when it was his turn to order he heard the most beautiful voice of an angel coming over the drive up speaker . Eager to see her face ... he hastily sped up to the window only to be greeted by ... an old mute white dude with a lazy eye and a beer gut ! ... Bill didnt know how to ask for the the lady with the angel voice as his English was very poor ... so he decided to come back the next day ... but the same thing happened ! .... same old mute white dude with a lazy eye and a beer gut . This went on for several weeks until Bill got the courage to walk inside one day ... as his love for her was growing out of control ! .... When Bill walked into Taco Johns that glorious day he knew he would finally meet the love of his life .... and he and her would live happily ever after in a small house with all of his brothers and sisters and their families . ... But to his surprise the only person in the entire building was the old mute white dude with a lazy eye and a beer gut . Feeling frustrated ... Bill approached the man and stared at him until the old mute white dude with a lazy eye and a beer gut said ... in a high pitched voice HELLO ! . WELCOME TO TACO JOHNS ... MY NAME IS CARL ... HOW MAY I HELP YOU ? ... The moral of the story is ... No matter where you are from ... learn the native language or you are gonna get DICK ! and they both did .... Bill and Carl just got married in Iowa !
Posted on: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 12:07:02 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015