HERE ARE TEN FACTS ABOUT ME: 1. My whole life has been a series of frustrations. I once had a horse but never got to ride him. I got to visit him once and feed him some grass over a fence. Next I heard, hed been sold. I named him Chubby. I dont even know why in the hell my parents told me I had a horse in the first place. 2. Once while my mom was shopping in Safeway, I stole a Hershey bar and climbed inside a revolving seed rack to eat it. I thought I was being real slick but looking back I imagine everyone saw me and that my mom secretly ended up paying for the Hershey bar anyway. But maybe I did get away with it. I dont know. 3. I once had a friend who lived in a house that was supposed to be haunted. One night I went to the bathroom that was in his back bedroom. I clearly heard footsteps approach across the wooden floor and stop right at the closed door of the bathroom. When I went over and flung it open, there wasnt anybody there. 4. I have seen UFOs on at least three occasions. Ive also seen the international space station several times during the day. 5. Once while my family was traveling through Arkansas my dad stopped at a place where they had a petrified man standing in a closet. I googled petrified man arkansas and came up with this: (see link below) 6. I failed my first driving test by running a red light less than a block away from the DMV. 7. Once while visiting my brother in Honolulu I got off the bus too early on my way to his apartment and got lost. I was walking through a neighborhood and saw a policeman coming my way, so I asked him for directions. Then I passed some trailers where I found out that people were getting made up and costumed for Hawaii Five-O and that they were shooting a scene for it in the neighborhood. 8. Several years ago I looked out the back window of my house and saw that my dog Buddy had wrapped her tie-out line around a tree. I telepathically communicated to her how to extricate herself from the tree, and, after looking at the wrapped line and the tree and thinking about it for a moment, she did exactly as I had mentally instructed her to do, freeing herself. 9. Just now as I was thinking about what to write for number 9, Clint Howard accepted my friend request. 10. I once got so close to Richard Nixon as he passed by that I couldve shaken his hand if Id pushed my way through a few more people, but I didnt want the Secret Service to wrestle me to the ground or anything.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 09:02:53 +0000
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