HOW I GOT DISGRACED TODAY :( I went for our family usual wednesday prayers today and sat at the back seat...the pastor was a prophet and usually prohesied to people.. The place was filled up and I noticed a new girl sitting just next to me...as a sharp guy I have to play my part (lolz :v )...just as I was abt to talk to her the pastor shouted hey!! u boy at the back cum to the alter I was shocked and walked in front of the crowed to the alter.. Pastor :the holy spirit ministered unto me abt u Me :*shocked* Pastor: wats ur name Me:henry Pastor:wat type of work ar u into?? Me: Am a student sir Pastor :be honest and confess ur sins to God and he will forgive u...let me ask u dis Are u a virgin Me : *speechless* (I luked at my right and saw ma girlfriend..luked to the left nd saw ma mum..then I luked to the back nd saw my niggers nd the girl I wanted to talk to..they were all staring at me) Their was a loud shout from the congregation as I ran out of the church like Usain bolt :v :v :v :v #true story tho
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 20:02:05 +0000
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