HOW TO SPOT A # KENYAN..... 1. Goes to a restaurant and orders nipee/leta kama ya uleee 2. They are always dissing other cars, especially ka Vitz but does not even own a bicycle. 3. Every strike has to have the song Mapambano mapambano, and the Haki yetu slogan. 4. They say 207 when they mean 2007 5. They point at stuff with their lips...sijasemaMwende! 6. laughs at a ProBox owner from inside a Tuk Tuk. 7. Reads your newspaper with you in the Matatu and gets angry when you flip over the page. 8. Goes to study in India, returns with an American accent...yu kna wha am sayin? 9. You invite them home for a birthday party and they come empty-handed and hungry. 10. Borrows your pen and never returns, and if they do return, kifuniko imetafunwa!. 11. Refers to all brands of detergent as Omo. 12. Refers to a Toyota Hiace as a Nissan. 13. When relas come visiting and they expect you give them fare back home. 14. When surprised their first word is Ngai! 15. Introduces himself/herself by saying My names are 16. Puts Avocado in all types of food even crisps SMH. 17. They fear meeting a police at night than a robber! 18. Buys mineral water once and re-uses the bottle with tap water for 2 months.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 12:36:32 +0000
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