HUSBAND AND WIFE CHATTING ON THE INTERNET Husband: Good evening Dear, I’m now logged in. Wife: Have you got the grocery? Husband: Bad command or filename Wife: But I told you in the morning Husband: Erroneous syntax .. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Bad Variable not found… Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied… Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny. Husband: Too many parameters Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are a useless nut. Husband: By default… Wife: What about your salary? Husband: File in use…, Try after some time. Wife: Who was in the car this morning? Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL ALT DEL to reboot. Wife: What is the relationship between U and your Receptionist? Husband: Only user in my WRITE group. Wife: What is my value in the family? Husband: Unknown Virus. Wife: I will leave you forever. Husband: Close all programs & log out for another user. Wife: It is worthless talking to you. Husband: Shut down. Wife: I’m now going. Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Jul 2013 09:07:32 +0000
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