HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE: Thanks for making my life - TopicsExpress

HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE: Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of u, u r my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. Youre Great. SHE REPLIED : Pee li na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao.. DARO MAT.. KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! ! Husband: Thank you.I am outside, please open the door!! 😈 Boy: Aaj mere dil ka operation hai Dost : Pata hai yar darta Q hai main hu na. Boy: I love u Dost: Main b bohat pyar karta hu tujh say,,, . Operation k baad jab ladke ko hosh aya to sirf uska baap khada tha Boy: Wo kahan hai? Father: Tumhe nhi pata tumhain dil kis nay dia? Boy: what! Aur Zor Zor say rone laga tab Dil se awaz aayi ro mat mere yar main to tere seny main hamesha k liy zinda hon! Ye msg sirf un dosto ko send karo jin ko app kabhi b khoona nahi chahty mainy to kar dia agr mujhy b ni khona chahty to phr mujhy b send karna meri life ka sb say best msg hoga. Miss u frd एक शवयात्रा में अर्थी के आगे एक कुत्ता 🐕चल रहा था और उसके पीछे सैकड़ों व्यक्तियों 😫😩😆😎की लम्बी लाइन चल रही थी... एक राहगीर ने हैरान होकर पूछा, भाईसाहब, अर्थी के आगे चलता हुआ कुत्ता बहुत अजीब लग रहा है, यह किसकी अर्थी है...? व्यक्ति ने जवाब दिया, यह मेरी पत्नी की अर्थी है, और उसकी मौत इस कुत्ते के काटने से हुई है... राहगीर ने तुरन्त कहा, क्या आप एक दिन के लिए अपना कुत्ता मुझे उधार देंगे...? व्यक्ति बोला, तुम्हें क्या लगता है, अर्थी के पीछे चल रहे ये सैकड़ों लोग मेरी पत्नी के रिश्तेदार हैं... ये सब भी कुत्ता लेने ही आए हैं... जाओ, तुम भी लाइन में लग जाओ... 😛😩😎😎 Main iss DIYE par haath rakh k promise karti hun ___() \__/ Ke main aaj se apne pati ko kabhi bhi pareshan nhi karungi gift nahi mangungi unka sab kaha manugi aur galati pe sry bolungi ___ \__/ O teri.! DIYA bujh gaya.. Plan cancel conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai. Monday Night: Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun? Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi Tuesday Night: Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun? Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to Usne party di isliye Wednesday Night: Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye.. Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye... Thursday Night: Wife: Aaj fir se...Ab kiska breakup ho gaya? Husband: Breakup nahi....Aaj Office mai work load tha...bahut tension thi....isliye Friday Night: Wife: Aaj kyun? Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi...to khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na Saturday Night: Wife: hmmm...Ab? Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi... Sunday Night: Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya.. Husband : AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARJI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA 🍷.🍹

Finally my art project will be ready to open to the public at the

KIMBERLEY POLICE ARREST PAKISTANI MEN WITH ABALONE SAPS

So my question is how are the No voters going to square the circle

((( PASTORS FEEDING THE GOATS ))) MANY OF TODAYS PASTORS ARE

Decky Orgianl Campus Jeep Cap - One Size - Olive - Latest

Dagens bibelord, 2 Petrusbrevet 3:10-13 Men Herrens dag kommer

Legendary Birthday Boy Carl Wilson became De Facto Band Leader on

FASTEST FINGER FIRST!! REFLECTIONS Huge Handmade Peacock Ore

A ESA WACHA YA SE LA TENGO RE JURADA YO NO TE VOY A PODEWR HACER

Naghahanap ka ba ng extra income? Nais mo bang magnegosyo pero

Three stages of the spiritual life (Joan Chittister) The

Every conversation Ive had about unfriendly, unhelpful, or

When BJP says, They will control inflation, they act as Heron of

Have you ever wondered why that longtime relationship you had with

12 Mega-Pixel Little Acorn Hunting Game Camera with AT&T or

1979-1988 Toyota Pickup Headers Hedman Toyota Headers 39400

Questions that this video answers: * What does it take to be a

VAMO PRA SKY GALERA, VEM CURTI O MELHOR SOOM! VEM CONHECER A

https://youtube/watch?v=zBVpityCloQ

Every country I have been to CIA/DIA operatives having been

Attention Ph.D. Alumni! The deadline for the Arbor Networks