HW 2 ANNOY YO ROOM MATE SO DEY MOVE OUT !! Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While youre doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, Soon, soon... Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, Dont come in, Im naked! Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate. Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, That was your mom. She said shed call back. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, Okay guys, you can come out now! Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return. #ADD MORE......................hahahahahaha
Posted on: Fri, 30 May 2014 15:40:52 +0000
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