Halloween xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx A little boy and girl go trick or treating They knock on a door of this house and the man who answers it says, Well, you two are cute as you can be. Who are you supposed to be? Were Jack and Jill, the girl with two front teeth missing replied. The man says, You cant be Jack and Jill, youre black! The cuties go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the door bell and once again and when the man opens the door, he grins and asks, Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time? Were Hansel and Gretel says the little boy puffing his little chest out in pride. Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you cant be Hansel and Gretel because youre black! says the man. Heads hung low, the children leave. Shortly the man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the two children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?! he asks. Were Hershey Bars, said the little girl. Im plain. Hes got Nuts.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 10:24:18 +0000
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