“Happy birthday Mr. Lawrence of the future Ellison. Quiet on the set . . . . lights . . . . camera . . . . . scene 1 . . . . take one . . . . action”. World News Report Oracle Open World News Digest Press Release July 01, 2016 “Greetings I am Zorena announcing our planets discovery of your planet Earth. Oracle Open World News Digest have all our records from top secret tests we did on 300,000 Canadian families. Purposely selected based on the nature of family unity. All where on the verge of breaking up, resting on the razors edge of danger. They asked to be tested if it helps save the family from destruction. Tonight at eight pm . . . . Hold that thought reader while I change the telepathic dial to include you. Be aware don’t tell anyone about this message your reading. This is your secret carrot on a stick used to make the world follow your carrot to get a bite. This message you the reader are reading is all highly classified top secret therefore future communications will be between only you and our planet. The way we plan to introduce our existence is by you reading our series of 6 cosmic manuals to the future. As the story has it, you read the mysterious books script ready to be made into a movie. What do you the reader of this think now about what’s up”? “I the reader of this, will clue my soul mate in on this mystery. Because in the movie I need an assistant. So now I’m auditioning for the part of the one who stars as Sherlock Holmes investigating what’s up. So tell me more Zora about what’s up”. “You reader are right, you need a co-star to play your assistant Scotland Yard inspector Doctor Watson. Your selected co-star plays Watson”. “Cool, I have a sidekick I know who will love playing dear Doctor Watson assisting me discover you space travelling pioneers. Together we will read our lines in your cosmic movie script. I will test your planet against mine in terms of psychological advances. My soul mate and I will be with you Zora, all the way, on this ride into the future. Do you have a crystal ball Zorena that tells the future of my world”? “Yes I see you on the old logging road written about in our 6 manuals to the future. Oh look the road ends at a T. One sign points left saying MysteryVill, Funs and other. The other sign pointing right says This road leads to the readers test lab. You say ‘Watson this is a fun ride with Jeeves my private chauffer driving us over this old abandoned logging road. Where no cars travel to my lab without top clearance from me personally. While bumping along this mountain outback in my super wide super stretched limo, aliens are with me both of us are entertaining space travelling pioneers. You read your lines next Watson saying too Jeeves”. “Jeeves stop the limo here, look everyone, over there, a rainbow in the sky. Look a pot of gold is at the end of the rain bow”. “Good work Watson now all aliens in my limo follow me. I am leader of the world, I will lead the way to the pot of gold at the end of that rainbows. It’s all rainbows, loly pops and roses with piles of gold for all to play in. I now skip ahead and present my invention, found in 6 cosmic manuals aliens gave me the reader of this, specs for building it. Jeeves drive onward and upward to my secret lab hidden in these gorgeous Canadian Rockies. There it is ahead where the aliens are standing. Come inside my lab see the aliens global master plan is operating and has been for 3 years. The aliens use inventive technology which I will be demonstrating tonight in my lab on this historic day July 01, 2016. My invention I named The Creative Provider Device is designed to provide personal customized sensations such as pure 100% body and mind rest. Pausing causing everyone on earth to be unable to stop smiling. In summary; tonight at my gala opening ceremonies I will introduce aliens living inside my lab. They have over the past year shown me how to build a prototype of an invention that will become a household device. Ready for the world to play on Christmas day 2017. What more can I say, I mean like um, gee whiz, who am I to be against helping aliens land Watson. I all have to do is read the lines aliens wrote in their manuals to the future”. “Right U R Holmes, the probability of this happening are enormous, Sherlock”. “Watson pay attention, stop playing with that thing. Come over here in the light where I can see to pin your Scotland Yard badge on U. There. . . now Watson you look like a real detective hot on the trail, of finding out what’s up. Who really did write the movie lines we are both reading now”. “Ok Holmes, your turn, let me pin your badge on you. Now you’re the great detective of the 18th century Sherlock Holmes. Wow our badges look authentic right Holmes?. “Right Doctor Watson, now I must decide if what we are reading is authentic”. “Nothing ventured nothing gained, Holmes”. “Good point my dear Doctor Watson. That gives me a clue about What’s Up. Aliens sent a series of novels titled What’s Up. At this moment I’m going along for the ride just for the fun of it. This dialogue in this script sounds interesting so I will decide later what’s really up. I will now ask for opinions from the top three movers and shakers. The following are enactments of comments that could be posted on face book Larry Zorena “I the great and all powerful Donald Trump am feeling an exciting emotion that I like very much called . . motivation. Not often does something come my way to give me a power boost like this story gives. So Mr. Ellison when you read this it seems aliens want your attention since they sent many messages too you only over the past. So I The Donald will step up to the podium and announce myself as leader of the world. First to welcome whatever drops in from space. Let the tests become operational Zora then between 2016 and 2022 in every town and city in all homes globally a plan aliens gave you to restore the world to normality. And now for something completely different experience being perfectly normal in the truest sense meaning a whole new society replaces 18 th century rules, regulation, systems and procedures created in the 20th century all deleted. Replaced with one operating system being tested in the Rockies with Mr. Ellison in charge. Who can really make me believe this is happening? So to you Candy Girl Zorena and your planet thanks for your planets 6 users guides living in 2422. Exactly what the doctor ordered for my planet”. “Thanks Mr. Trump, Zorena here with a comment on your comment. If aliens are sending this message to earth then say a good word about Larry John Cooper in Vancouver BC for completing the typing of 800,000 words we sent telepathically. Larry Cooper is now asking you Mr. Trump and Mr. Ellison and Sir Richard Branson to come witness proof of what’s up is really happening. Video tape the movement of two carpets. They began moving when Larry started typing four years ago for us. Larry cannot be expected to gain the trust and full attention of you 3 movers and shakers. Now for something completely different, as the story has it, three men produce a movie starring one of the 3. Whomever wins our audition stars in our movie about you and your routine living 400 years in the future. At the end of the movie is when . . . . . . . . . .Oh wait I won’t give out the end. Come see test install our master plan for running your globe perfectly. When fully installed globally in ever home, over 2 years, the Creative Provider will place everyone to come together all at the same time. This means pulling the big switch on the wall out and up starting a whole new civilized way to do everything. And then immediately after throwing this switch and seeing the green lights come online, all people will then press their personal go buttons on their detective badges. Pressing buttons make everyone decided to always remain on the same page. Then the world wakes up to no more crime, hunger, depression, loneliness. Heartbreak eliminated and so forth. So on this historic day July 01, 2016 I Zorean do declare to ring in 1,000 years of absolute total highly purified peace of mind for all to relax in forever. No more mind games or disputes, no negative attitudes because nothing exists to cause negativity”. “Ya Zoren bring it on, I am Sir Richard Branson commenting in your FB. Do you use a crystal ball? This futuristic news release Oracle Open World News Digest Press Release July 01, 2016 published by you on Oracles behalf could be true if you know the future. I am curious Zorena, can you read my future”? “I do that now, read our cosmic movie script to find out the future. You audition is going well, now discover the secret word that unlocks the magic in the treasure chest overflowing with riches”. “So well me Zora, its Ellison speaking, what’s up with your series of six manuals titled ‘WHAT’S UP’??? I will be astonished if this turns out to be a reality show. So I decided to come along for the ride. That’s all the lines I have to read in this scene. back too U Candy Girl Zorena”. “Thanks to all three for auditioning and now for your edification, how to make this day July 01, 2016 happen has planned is found in our manuals for the world to be part of. Sir Richard and Lawrence Ellison and Donald your legacy will be for all generation to enjoy, stopping all hearts from breaking. Hearts are made of class and break easily while living in a uncivilized barbaric society. This evening 8:pm July 01, 2016 entering stage left will be myself Zorena and my sister Twilight Princess Belinda. Cameras roll for the first time inside Lawrence’s Elisions top secret lab. Testing a household device guaranteed to fix all Brocken and Damaged brain cells. Dysfunctional living and negativity will all be eliminated using our handy dandy mixer matcher brain cell organizer. Our test results are Based on collective agreement amongst 300,000 Canadian families who tested new ways to do everything worldwide living like space aliens. All agree, over the last 3 years, they all came together to learn how to welcome us aliens and live as we do. If flowers were friends our planet would pick your planet. END OF PRESS RELEASE --------------------------------------- WHAT’S UP . . . Sir Branson, LJ Ellison and Donald Trump? “I the Great Donald Trump will come along for the ride to discover what’s up”. “I Ellison will also come for the fun of it to make sure, just in case this is really happening . I will be there, first in line, welcoming you Zorena to earth”. “Oh how sweet and how about you Sir Richard an final comment”? “My position regarding this mystery matter is this could be more than probable and more than possible so if it’s true then my comment opinion is irrelevant because what difference can I make if aliens take over. Either I continue reading or risk not becoming leader of the world. I will make an excellent leader for when aliens say ‘Take us to your leader’ they will be brought to me Sir Branson Galactic Ambassador”. “So what’s’ up Sir Branson? Are you with this or against, speak now or forever hold your peace”. “Gee whiz gosh Zora, I wouldn’t miss this ride for the world. By the way Zorena do you grant wishes”? “Yes”. “Can I wish you make me leader of the world? Not Mr. Trump or Lawrence Ellison, . . . .me. I am all powerful much more so than Joseph Ellison and Mr. Donald Trump combined”. “Your wish will come true Richard based on your interview with us and how well you do auditioning for the starring role in our movie titled ‘WHAT’S UP’. Just read your lines and maybe we will select you to be voted in by your planet as leader. Galactic Ambassador representing earth. How well each of you three men do in during your auditions reading lines, determines who we select to be first in line welcoming whatever drops in from space”. “Zora what’s up its Lawrence Ellison”? “Your auditioning for our movie”. “So what’s up if and when I win this audition”? “You Lawrence then read our 6 series of novels to find your clue to what’s up. Our screen play is films as a reality show where you live the life of the leader of the world. Making ‘What’s Up’ happen by representing earth as a cosmic communicator”. “Cut that’s a wrap print it. Ready on the next set”. 8213
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