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Has anyone seen this unreal female duo on NYC subways before? What a spectacle! Mismatched (possibly found?) outfits, engaged in a raucously disjointed dialogue stream. In & out of extreme rocking spells. Outlandishly weird movements. Each had on oversized sunglasses and different fuzzy beanies they kept pulling on and off, over their cutely short & pokey dreads. Just before I sat down directly in their sightline, I noticed their shoes were tossed off under their bench; one sneakers, the other boots- with clothes haphazardly wrapped around their feet. My snap judgment was of unhinged junkies- so I evaluated whether to move out of danger zone. But it felt safe. Whatever they were on, they were peaking- something you rarely see in public these days. The dialogue was astonishingly fast, emphatically delivered, and distributed between the two as if one long wacked-out monologue. My eyes were half-shrouded by a hood; but I could feel them indicating and jabbering about the arugula I held oddly visible on my lap. Couldnt tell if they wanted it, or merely spouting out infantile observations. Towards the middle of the show, I began to wonder if they were not those characters at all, and instead two actresses doing some method work. Two black women with very beautiful faces. Usually heavy drug use turns faces into contorted masks of themselves; maybe because they habitually released manic energy through full body rocking. At 34th St, two 3-year old girls got on the train decked out in leopard print fur hats. I immediately felt protective; so I scooted over and helped them up. The young modern Muslim mom stood dubiously over them. And sure enough one of the duo said AAAAAW, LOOK AT THE LITTLE GIRL! ARE THEY TWINS?? Mom says Yes. OH WOOOW! ARE THEY FRATERNAL?? IDENTICAL!! WOOOW. OH I SEE; SHES A LITTLE BIT TALLER THEN HER. AND THAT ONES LIGHTER SKINNED THAN THE OTHER. YES, I SEE THE DIFFERENCE! “ME TOO!” The nice young dad appears from the crowd and says Are you twins? YES WE ARE! Suddenly everything made sense. A handsome young actor-type in the doorway says Hey Im a twin too! WHAT??? But my twins not here! (A comedian!)
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 02:26:43 +0000

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