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Have any of you fellas ever experienced this? You are sitting on the toilet, getting ready to distract yourself from the disaster playing out just a couple of inches below you, with a game of Plants VS Zombies. As you turn slightly to reach for your tablet on the sink the toilet seat slips off the small knobby thingies it rests on and manages to pinch your abnormally large and beautiful penis between itself and the porcelain bowl. This causes you to immediately jump up, because you are relatively sure that what just happened was a Brown Recluse spider bite that will surely turn your lovely member into a black cavernous swiss cheese log. After a careful, and tender inspection your realize that it wasnt a spider bite at all, you just felt the consequences of being cheap when purchasing a toilet seat. Thats happened to most of you right?

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