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Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam. Antibody – Against everyone Artery – The study of the paintings. Bacteria – Back door to a cafeteria. Caesarean section – A district in Rome. Cardiology – Advance study of poker playing. Cat scan – Searching for lost kitty. Chronic – Neck of a crow. Coma – Punctuation mark. Cortisone – Area around local court. Cyst – Short for sister. Diagnosis – Person with slanted nose. Dilate – The late British Princess Diana. Dislocation – In this place. Duodenum – Couple in blue jeans. doctorr.jpg Enema – Not a friend. Fake labour – Pretending to work. Genes – Blue denim. Hernia – She is close by. Impotent – Distinguished/well known. Labor pain – Hurt at work. Lactose – People without toes. Lymph – Walk unsteadily. Microbes – Small dressing gown. Obesity – City of Obe. Pacemaker – Winner of Nobel peace prize. Proteins – In favor of teens. Pulse – Grain. Pus – Small cat. Red blood count - Dracula. Secretion – Hiding anything. Tablet – Small table. Ultrasound – Radical noise

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