Having told mi mother that Ive posted a picture of the Mercedes car keys on Facebook I found, she asks me bizarrely; Have you had an affair Steven? But with all seriousness. Curiosity killed the cat, I had to ask why she asked this aberrant question. She said well if youve had an affair people will now know youve had your fling in your car. It couldnt be something simple like someones dropped a set of car keys in the car it was straight to an affair !! WOW how little she actually knows her own flesh and blood!! An affair?? I couldnt pull in a match speed dating charity. Told a lass once she looked like Kim Kardashian and she called me a dickhead in return never mind having a bloody affair. Shes obviously got her Ruth Rendell head on today.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 17:41:14 +0000
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