He couldnt believe his eyes. He was on the internet reading a story about his own death. Clear as day, Mr. Alan Harrison, age 32 of Atlanta, Georgia, one of nine victims in the latest mass shooting less than an hour ago. He called CNN and after much trouble, he was able to get through, but the moronic intern couldnt find the story. Alan didnt want people he knew to worry so he decided the easiest way to resolve this mishap was to go to the site of the shooting and let the authorities know. First, he called his parents, but they were unaware that there had been a shooting. Yet, they were glad to know Alan was okay. The site of the catastrophe was at the parking lot of Target, but as Alan pulled up, he was mystified as to why there wasnt any news vans or even police. He parked his car and as he was getting out, the last image he saw was his brains splattered against his car window.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 05:11:59 +0000