Heard some NASCAR rumor that I thought Id share with ALL you........... Lmao > Raleigh, NC, 3/31/14 > > Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. > This announcement followed Gordons decision to take advantage of President Obamas stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordons existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Gordons management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. > > 04/02/2014 - UPDATE > > However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crews first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN number and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt, Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordons wife in the shower. > >
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 18:34:25 +0000
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