Heard we are working with some management consultants and that they were going to interview a whole bunch of people around the network. A joke immediately popped into my head... A NIGHT IN THE BAR: Bartender: Hey Buddy - How are you doing - Ive never seen you before... Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink Bartender: Oh dear… what kind of Job? Man: Well. I am a Logic Consultant. Bartender: What’s that? Man: Well, often executives in companies are so close to their problems that they cannot see the woods for the trees. So my job is to analyse the things that perhaps they cannot see, or do not realise, and help them to have new perspectives that enable them to solve their issues by thinking about them in new ways. Bartender: Logical Thinking? I really do not understand all this ‘woods for the trees stuff – what on earth are you talking about? Man: Well, I ask a lot of questions to enable me to read a situation very well and very quickly…Let me explain it with an Example, with you…Do you have a dog? Bartender: Yes! Man: So most probably that means you love animals Bartender: True! Man: And for most men, when they love animals there’s a strong correlation and thus chance that you will really love kids too. Bartender: Yes True! Man: And as you implied that you have Kids, that probably means you are Married. Bartender: Very True! Man: So You love your Kids. You are still married, which most likely means you believe you have a beautiful Wife. Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these? Its like you can read me, you know my life story... Man: Well, that’s logical thinking. Now given that you are married to a lady, I can predict with high confidence that you are probably not Gay! Bartender: Impressive! Man: Ok, I have to leave. Nice chatting with you… Bye! (About 20 mins, later the Bartenders Boss enters the pub and a conversation strikes up…) Bartender: Boss, did you know I met a Logic Consultant today. Boss: Logic Consultant? What’s that?? Bartender: A logical thinker. Boss: Logical what?? Bartender: It’s a fantastic skill – you ask loads of questions and you can learn anything about anyone or anything. It’s awesome… Let me try it with you… Boss: Okay! Bartender: Do you have a DOG? Boss: No! Bartender: Aha… I knew it. So you are GAY then!!!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 22:59:52 +0000
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