Hehehehehehe something new will always come out of Africa. I heard with one ear that roforofo broke out in the camp of the Black Stars ahead of their final group match with Portugal. The players protested and threatened the FA that they will not play their last game against Portugal if their match allowance and outstanding bonuses was not paid by the Ghanian FA before kick off. All entreaties fell on deaf ears even after President John Mahama pleaded with the lads not to disgrace him and the country and called on the players to be patient that he has given the Governor of the Reserve Bank an express order to swiftly do an instant NEFF transfer of the ossussu into their individual bank accounts before the cock crow coookooorooocoooooo!!!!!! The striking Black Stars said mbanuuuu. We have heard that before, so until we see the Benjamin with our korokoro eyes, and touch it with our hands and use it to flenjor with Brazilian girls, we shall not play ball. So how did the President react to this ordoriferous development? Very simple! A presidential directive was issued to the Governor of the Reserved Bank for the sum of $3 million dollar cash to be withdrawn from the Ghanian Reserve Bank ala Central Bank. The said ossussu was ferried in pristine condition straight from the vault to Brazil in a Presidential jet for immediate sharing to the members of the Black Stars of Ghana. So the Ghana vs Portugal show down which shall amount to a formality should Germany vs USA decide to play for draw, willl go on as scheduled even as the Black Stars and Christiano Ronaldo uninspired Portuguese side looks good for an early exit from the mundial. Now the key learning from this is that, a whooping $3,000,000 cash was ferried in a presidential jet from Ghana in Africa across the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans over thousands of air miles until it berthed somewhere in Brazil for onward sharing to the Black Stars as accumulated march bonus and allowance. Is anyone thinking alone my line of thought? How did Sani Abacha, Denis Sassou Nguesso, Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga of Nigeria, Congo and Zaire along with other African kleptocrats ferried their loots denominated in $$$$$$ to secret accounts in Swiss, Cayman Island, Acapulco, Honolulu, Hawaii, Waikiki, New Mexico, Liechtenstein, et al without America knowing?
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 15:25:23 +0000
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