Hello Korbyites Did you miss me?? I bet you did cuz I think I have maybe been away for about 20 years!! My Mum is getting worse and worse and worse at taking my instructions and keeping you informed of my happenings. I is ashamed BUT I’m here now so onwards... Me and the Dot were at DDC again and it was for another sleepover!! I can’t tell you how excited all my friends were to see me (they might even have been a tiny bit excited to see the Dot but I didn’t stay still long enough to find out really). There was another mini Highlander there so Daisy finally went to play without me – for about five minutes. One of the humans at DDC told my Mum that I’m a “rocket” . What’s a rocket?? So now I is Korby the handsome hooligan rocket dog. I is tail waggingly, bouncingly happy. I was a wee bit too bouncy the other night though – cuz I was bouncing on the bed, attacking my prey (aka Daisy the Dot) and I bounced myself straight off the bed! Landed on my butt. Mum and Daisy thought it was wild funny so I had to stalk off in a huff. Daisy said it looked really really funny cuz one minute I was bouncing bouncing and the next minute I disappeared – it was only the thud as I hit the floor that gave them a clue as to where I was. I could have been deaded and they didn’t care. I am available for adoption and can be packed and ready to go in a blink. Wanta to hear something funny??? It involves the Dot and my Mum? Be best NOT to tell Mum I told you though cuz she didn’t think it was funny AT ALL. You ready?? Ok – the Dot made a bid for freedom yesterday!! I know! She took off like a little bat out of hell We had just come from the park and as we hopped out of the car, the mini Highlander spotted a C A T. And off she went. She can move it let me tell you. I is quite proud. I thought about going after her but then I saw the look on my Mum’s face and I wasn’t brave enough. So.... I went into the house like a good dog and Mum went to get the Highlander, who in the meantime had chased the cat through a hole in the neighbours back gate. Well would she come back out through the hole in the gate???? NOPE, NO WAY, NOT HAPPENING. Mum came back muttering some words I had better not repeat, got a treat (forgetting to give me one) and stormed out again. Back to the hole in the gate. Come on wee Daisy we (me and Dad) heard, sweet as you like. Then the next thing you know before you can say “what the heck” Mum is on her knees, butt in the air, head through the hole trying to get the “bleep, bleep, bleep dog”. All that happened was a severe loss of dignity on my Mum’s part (do NOT mention it!!). It was left to yours truly to save the day (and what was left of Mum’s reputation). She finally realised ah Korby will do the trick. Back she stomped, got me on my lead, stomped out again (Dad wisely staying out of the way) and down to the “bl***y” gate we went again. So I stuck my head in the hole and Daisy just looked at me as if to say you’re too big fat chops to get through there. Well that did it! Me and Mum just left with Mum saying Dot could stay there until the neighbours got home and had her sent to doggy jail. I think it was the sight of my retreating form happily wagging my tail that did it – and Dot shot out of that hole like a greased bullet!! Mum called her some bad names and Dot got a smack on her butt but sanity was restored. (Well what passes for sanity my Dad said – very, very quietly). Never a dull moment Laters Xx PS: An extra big Korby Kiss to Rebecca in South Africa (which is very, very far away so I hope my kiss makes it). Hope you feeling much, much better Rebecca xoxoxo
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 13:53:39 +0000
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