Hello mates....... hows it all going.......alright ? Stupid generic question which probably translates more to........ I hope that you are above the tide and not being overwhelmed by its rising currents........ but see.... thats way too flowery to say.....f****in drama queen stuff mate..... so instead we just say.... hey...hows it goin mate. Same same.........but different. Different ?? Crikey mate sometimes I feel so different that its a cause of my sometimes sense of humiliation and shame. Its not always easy being a weirdo. We (us weirdos) often puff up with a great big sense of powerful bravado...which by the way is also very very real....we can be quite ferocious meet the Fockers...... however we are sometimes overwhelmed by our feelings,thoughts and perceptions. I sometimes think that I would be at my most happiest and most suitably fulfilled if YOU could just wind me up with that mechanical key on my back.....and then just fly me over to the baddies and drop in me in by parachute and let me go........ What about how nobodys laughing at such a notion...big bad Tim aye ? Yeah but no....I have to sit around trying to be all normal and stuff....ironing me hankies and straining my mosquito larvae tank..... (yeah no mate me wrigglers are awesome and its so fulfilling to watch them grow up and then one day fly off to make a life of their own...thats why I try and not get to attached to any of them except for Geraldine and Malcolm...cause theyre a couple of keepers)......... Ummmmm what was I on about before.......... yeah no.....shoosh.....Im thinking.....funny how thinking makes you want to go the toilet though aint it......apparently Albert Einstein was a 22 times a day man.......thats a lot of toilet..... Some come here to sit and think.... Blank....like as in...blankety blanks........ ohhhh that reminds me.... I was having a Grange Hermitage with Ugly Dave Grey and Barry OFarrell the other day...... ummm actually no I didnt.....see add compulsive liar to my long list of ailments. Crikey do I need some snake oil.....that cures what ails ya.... so Ive heard....not sure if it has to be a particular type of snake though. Maybe a Cobra or somethinK. Ummm riddle me this Batman...... do youse reckon Ive got the A.D.D. ?? probably not mate I cant even spell the bastard. Attention Deficit....ohhh look a kitty cat how cute. Yeah no mate...BOOM.....back to being all serious for a mo..... its a damn shame I cant put this...you know.... whatever of mine to some good use.............................. or is it maybe already,in some small way,already doing that by giving you a laugh......sometimes giving us all something to contemplate..... and at the very least, perhaps helping you feel good about who YOU are, because you have me as an example to think about as........ Christ....could be worse....imagine being that mad dildo. Nahhh youse wouldnt be that cruel. Its about choosing to change our thinking,isnt it friends..... and instead of just doing and saying what weve always done....... making the decision to slow down and stop and think..... am I coming from a well intentioned place,are my words and actions going to cause anyone else...distress or hurt...... am I just adding more fuel to the fire of whats wrong with the world and the human race....or am I instead going to hang tough and make a stand and choose to try and be different from the haters and the hurters and the crooks and the abusers and the fools................ yeah no mate.... thats why YOU are in my gang. Have a grouse day friends................ dont worry about me,Ill be alright....Im indestructible remember :) A great big Grrrrrrrrr and much love your mate Tim oops or am I Slim today,..... so confused....... xxxx
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 23:35:39 +0000
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