Here are some stories making headline news across Nigerian newspapers this week. 1. Tinubu-led APC cabal controls Buhari –PDP. Wait a minute! Is PDP saying that Buhari wouldve been good if not for Tinubu-led cabal? 2. Tompolo purchased five war ships on behalf of NIMASA, says DG. The sixth one is just a toy for him and his boys to play with. 3. Fayose Presents New Budget To 7 Of 26 State Lawmakers. Next, he will ask his teenage girlfriend to keep custody of government money. 4. B’Haram: External, internal sabotage frustrate me –Jonathan. Eayeah. Maybe it’s time you return to a place with no frustration -Otuoke. 5. Obasanjo’s book full of lies – Kashamu. Listen to me, Kashamu, If you have the stomach (what am I saying, you got the stomach) write your own. In fact, if you come to America, Ill help you write yours. 6. I fought corruption – Obasanjo. Yes, you did Papa Iyabo. You made it a war against your enemies. Jonathan has no enemies so he abandoned the fight entirely. 7. ‘Nigerians know that Jonathan has performed,” Reuben Abati. We know. It’s written all over you. 8. ‘Those Who Want To Flee When I Take Over Are Free To Run,’ Buhari. Oops! Abeg, don’t scare Nigeria’s trinity: Dangote, Otedola and Adenuga. 9. Wike is Rivers next gov, says Patience Jonathan. If you like vote, if you like don’t vote. Mama Peace has spoken. Case closed. 10. Nigerian Toilet Roll Seller In Spain Returns 16,000 Euros Found In Briefcase. The next day, his fiancé in Nigeria dumped him. 11. Bed-wetting is hereditary — Expert. You see, it’s my dad’s fault. Why is this study just coming out when all the girls I liked had left me? 12. I decided to marry my wife after tasting her assorted stew –Femi Owolabi. I hope you guys know that the man was speaking in metaphors. Nigerian reporters should make that clear. Assorted stew means assorted stew, you know what I mean? 13. Omotola’s bombshell: I have been tempted many times to cheat on my husband. Why is this a bombshell? Even me, as ugly as I am, I’ve been tempted to cheat on Mama Udoka. youtu.be/Mjx6qRk_Svc
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