Here is a Taylor Swift/Torchwood song lyrics! It is a Captain Jack Harkness/John Barrowman bashing song. It is to the tune of Picture to Burn after all! So if any of you are Torchwood/Captain Jack Harkness/John Barrowman fans, I suggest you skip this post. I had to find someone to bash for this song, and I couldnt bash The Doctor, or Sherlock and be able to sleep at night! No offense to Mr. Barrowman personally, he is a good guy. I just came up with this for when Jack is in stage 3 of flirting. Cause there are different stages. Stage one: Where he is all awesome and handsome and all the fangirls are like I love you! Stage two: Where he is flirting with everyone he sees and you are like Jack stop! Stage three: Where he is being just downright inappropriate and you are like Why am I watching his shows? This is for anyone who got mad at Jack because he loves Ianto, which is probably not that many people.... Anyway! Here it is! State the obvious, I didnt get my perfect fantasy, I realized you loved Ianto more than you would ever love me! So go and tell your friends that Im obsessive and crazy, thats fine you wont mind if I say. By the way, I hate that stupid old SUV you never let me drive! Your a redneck, heartbreak, whos really bad at dying. So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time, as far as Im concerned your just another body to burn! There is no time for tears, Im just sitting here planning my revenge, theres nothing stopping me from going out with all of your best friends! And if you come back here saying sorry to me, The Doctors gonna show you how sorry youll be. And by the way, I hate that stupid old SUV you never let me drive! Your a redneck, heartbreak, whos really bad at dying! So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time, as far as Im concerned your just another body to burn! And if your missing me, you better keep it to yourself, cause coming back to me would be bad for your health. And I hate that stupid old SUV you never let me drive. Your a redneck, heartbreak, whos really bad at dying, so watch me strike a match on all my wasted time. in case you havent heard. I really really hate that stupid old SUV you never let me drive! Your a redneck, heartbreak, whos really bad at dying! So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time, as far as Im concerned, your just another body to burn! Burn, burn, burn, Harkness burn. Your just another body to burn! Captain burn. Please dont hate me. This is for when Jack is in Stage 3 of flirting. I do have lyrics for a You Belong with Me Captain Jack version. Yes Ianto is the other woman, or in this case the other man in the song. I could make it from Iantos point of view and have the doctor be the other man, but I dont know. I would hate to do that to the doctor......Only if I get 5 or more nice comments/requests will I do it. Byeeeee!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Feb 2014 17:19:54 +0000