Heres a bit of humor for your Tuesday. A friend/co-worker was using superglue for a task at work today. He had issues getting the contact adhesive out due to it drying. He of course applied too much pressure to the small tube before attempting to poke the hole back in the nozzle. Big glob of superglue ensued. Said friend/co-worker not realizing that the large amount of superglue wont dry for a considerable amount of time on its own simply wiped it on the bin liner. A little time later yours truly went to deposit some refuge in to said bin. I had no idea the superglue was just on the edge. Its clear, and I tend to just cram trash inside. I then walked to the water fountain, filled my bottle and decided I would take this opportunity to relieve myself in the mens room. Roughly mid-stream I realized that something didnt feel right... Yeah... Totally got superglue all over my hands and a MUCH more sensitive body part. Thank you Google for telling me that Acetone dissolves it. Thank you Steven Sanchez for accidentally pulling probably the funniest prank ever committed in that building on me.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Nov 2014 17:06:18 +0000
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