Heres a couple good ones my friend Phil sent me, enjoy & share :) >>>>> WOMANS PERFECT BREAKFAST Shes sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMENS REVENGE Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked. No, she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MANS PERSPECTIVE) I know Im not going to understand women. Ill never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, Relatives of yours? Yep, the wife replied, in-laws. WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a mans 15,000. The wife replied, The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, What?
Posted on: Fri, 20 Jun 2014 05:07:35 +0000