Heres a gun twist on a holiday classic - please read the whole thing - its hilarious! Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Rudolph was a four-hoofed ungulate, who, incidentally, possessed a nasal appendage of a crimson lustre. Consequently, if circumstances were to present themselves that he ever came into your view, you would most undoubtedly remark at to its luminary qualities. The multitude of other members of the population in his ecological community had previously teased, chuckled boisterously, and dubbed him unspeakable pseudonyms - the objective of which was to lower his self-esteem and make him miserable. They also excluded him from participation in leisure activities consistent with their species. However, on the twenty-fourth of December in an unspecified year a mythological, supernatural being inherent to western culture (who symbolizes the Christmas attitude and allegedly brings gifts to children) arrived through the supersaturated, cold air. He formally invited Rudolph, due to his extraordinary nasal characteristic, to stand at the forefront of his snow vehicle with the express purpose of navigating through the nocturnal darkness. At that point, the multitude of other members of the population in his ecological community who had previously teased, chuckled boisterously, and dubbed him unspeakable pseudonyms, reversed their disposition toward Rudolph to a more congenial, amicable relationship. They consequently exclaimed with great exaltation and fervour, Rudolph, the antlered mammal with a crimson nasal appendage, you shall most certainly be recorded in the annals of time, and your memory will be preserved for posterity! All together now... Rudolph the crimson nosed four-footed arctic dwelling ungulate... NO? What do you mean, it won’t catch on?
Posted on: Tue, 23 Dec 2014 21:16:14 +0000
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