Heres one idea. Maybe we can get ourselves a war? Find a good enemy within. Kiddies involved for preference. Everyones shocked by a beheading, just ask the Saudis! No, better not mention them! Veiled talk of home-grown terror - sounds like a hippie greenie thing doesnt it. Arrest a few people at the airport, get Mad Dog Morrison and his Border Goons involved. Meanwhile, lots of photo-ops, with uniforms, flak jackets, on deck, sitting in a cockpit kind of thing. Make sure we talk up deployment of our assets - make it sound vaguely saucy. Never mind the absurdity of it - we have 24 jets, the yank navy have 564 - no matter, that just suggests how much were prepared to SACRIFICE! Hint at the wider threat. Maybe get a bullet-proof car for the PM? Bullet-proof budgie smugglers? Anyway, start up lots of talk of national interest. Stress close links with allies. Never mind the budget, this is serious... Thatll stymie Shorten-stop; hell have to put his little hand on his little heart and go all gung-ho and express blind solidarity with the troops and we can do stuff without having to ask parliament and anyone who questions the troops we can say is a threat to the Team and a terrorist-lover.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 04:45:21 +0000