Hey, Check this shit out, Somebody hook me up with that fool Lance Armstrong! Cause I know whatever that fool was taking is in these dam pills my Russian homie gave to me! I just called that fool and he is laughing at me. Talking bout calm down and and shit!! Lol But , anyways , back to someone hooking me up with lance Armstrong. Now I know the last time he was in sac on that tour de ( whatever the hell they call it) lol the Homies from Sac stole that fools racing bike! Lol But it is a true story, just look it up. He got it back , Credit that to the Sac PD. them fools was out there beating up the homeless people for info on where the bike was, Damn Shame! So someone got scared an gave up the info. Lol but anyways , I got an idea !!!! How about a race called (tour de hood) !!! Forgive. Me Miss Obama!! But yo programs ant making it to the Hood. Lol anybody could enter the race as long as there bikes dont have engines on them. There will be no drug testing in this race, so its ok for you to enter the race Mr. Armstrong. And I will guarantee you that no one will steel your bike this time!!! All the proceeds from the race will go to some of these nappy headed ass kids we got running around out here. Now , I see fools out here that be riding these beach cruiser with a basket on front of it full with 40ozs of old E! You fools can enter the race too. Lol pay your entry fee and its all good!!! Now if you get jacked by the PD thats on you. Enter the race at your own risk!!! Now one more thing!! I know when it gets out about the race, fools are going to the rich neighborhoods jacking Bikes. Thats what I did evey XMAS . Shit I would get me at-least 4 new ones before it got dark on Xmas day. Lol thats also a true story!! Please blame me for the rise in bikes getting jacked lol Im Bored as hell! Let me find a movie to watch , So I can sleep. Lol
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 06:16:17 +0000
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