Hi all you mtbers out there. This is an appeal to anyone out there feeling BORED. (Had to look that word up. Wasnt sure of the spelling. My kids use it all the time but I had to educate myself on the meaning.) Middle Earth needs a blow job done. She is looking a little forlorn after all the wind and rain. I have the blower and the fuel. All I need is an able bodied and sound minded personage to give her a little love. She needs to look her best for the school holidays so she can flaunt her curves to every Tom Dick and Harry, safe in the knowledge that Tom Dick and Harry have the ride of their lives. Unfortunately that whole making money to pay for riding gear thing is getting in the way and I do not have the time to massage her curves and make her look the temptress she undoubtedly is. So if you care about the beauty of a lady, that despite her obvious talents is in need of a makeover, call me. You will achieve legend status and your name will go up in the annals of history. Also think of the fun you can have when you get up close and personal to her curves. There are signs to follow now so getting lost will not be a problem. All you need is a good set of walking shoes and a bit of grit and determination. I can supply safety glasses, ear muffs and a cold or hot beverage to any willing participants. Do you have what it takes!!! Call me.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 01:22:45 +0000
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