High technology isnt always a good civilization………….read this!... CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your... Customer: Heloo, can I order.. Operator : Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir? Customer: Its eh..., hold........ .. on......88986135610 2049998-45- 54610 Operator : OK... youre... Mr Singh and youre calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir? Customer: Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : We are connected to the system Sir Customer: May I order your Seafood Pizza... Operator : Thats not a good idea Sir Customer: How come? Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir Customer: What?... What do you recommend then? Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. Youll like it Customer: How do you know for sure? Operator : You borrowed a book entitled Popular Hokkien Dishes from the National Library last week Sir Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost? Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.9! 9 Customer: Can I pay by! credit card? Operator : Im afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. Thats not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir. Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives Operator : You cant Sir. Based on the records,youve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, Ill have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway? Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you cant wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.. . Customer: What! Operator : According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registra tion number 1123... Customer: ???? Operator : Is there anything else Sir? Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... arent you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised? Operator : We normally would Sir, but based on your records youre also diabetic.... ... Customer: ***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!))) Operator Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ? Customer: Faints... :x
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 15:59:41 +0000
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