Hmmm... WOMEN!! Watching football with girls can be very stressful oo... Imagine this: I was watching Arsenal Vs Chelsea {replay} via supersport wen she came in. . . Girl: Carbony, whos that guy. Is it Chris Brown? Me: Chris what?? no na, thats Theo Walcott, chris brown nah musician!! Girl: (moments later) Hey! Whats the yellow card for? Me: its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch. Girl: ohhhh! Its something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop. Me: Yeah Yeah Sure... U are right..! Girl: What about green card? Me: ohhh! Theres nothing like that in football. Girl: {5minutes later) Which teams are these? Me: Which kind whahala be this na!! God! Its Chelsea and Arsenal. What again! Girl: ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on? Me: please leave me. Girl: {baby tell me nw}. Me: You no get eyes, No be red jersey be that? Girl: ok... (2minutes later) Which team is putting on blue? Me: (upset)... Your father! You know no say na Chelsea Olokun! Girl: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup. Me: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup where are you from self? Girl: Take it easy na! Please whos that old man? Me: Hmmmmm... Thats Arsenal coach Arsene Wenger Girl: ooh ok.... I understand now. Soooo that means Chelsea coach is Chelsea Wenger? Boy: You dey mad!!! (Changes channel). Hmmmm... Women, ehn #LOL #HVC
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 06:52:53 +0000