Hockeygeddan is just 10 days away my children of the night. The ol Gypsy has so much more to share and such little time to do it. Relax, get comfy, sip some tea and prepare your minds for Hockeygeddan Chapter 15: The Recipe for Disaster!.... Evil Ed carefully opened the ancient scroll which in order to protect the words which were written so long ago on the papyrus parchment. The parchment read as follows: Joan the Spell Masters Secrat Spells. (Okay so what?! Shes a spellmaster who ... Er... Cant spell.. Just keep reading). To maketh Joan become alife you must gather these ingredients.(1) a ten can (2) a bely button (3) a bats aye (4) a madened maedens ring (5) a zize 2 boot (6)a jrapefruit seed (7) a happi bird (8) two hapy dog (9) one happi cat.... Evil Ed smiled and rolled the scroll back up and zoomed back to the Inner Sanctum of the Soul of Time!! Evil Ed wasted no time in approaching the Great Rod of White. Master, who is Joan the SpellMaster, the evil one asked. The Rod of White then answered, Joan was a native of the Itchyboob tribe on a tiny island in the Bay of Fear. She was a Goddess of great beauty (its my effin story! Shut up!). This beauty was also her downfall. The Itchyboob tribe was made up of all men except for one woman... You guessed it... Joan! Joan was so revered by the men that she was given all the secrets of the Spells of the itchyboob people. This infuriated the king of the itchyboobs because he was afraid of her power. Fearing for his life the king went and murdered the beautiful (cough cough... Sorry got something stuck in my throat) Goddess and placed her bones in the Tomb of the Itchyboobs and sealed it up for all time. Legend has it that there is a special spell which is written on an ancient parchment... And this spell can bring the voluptuous Goddess back to life! It is also said that the Goddess would help the one who resurrects her from the dead!. The old sage paused and thoughtfully looked at The Evil Prophet, why dost thou asketh about her??. Evil Ed said with a snicker,I have the Scroll! Mauhahahaha!!.... And the minions whispered, the Rod of White jumped up and down in elation and Evil Ed cried again to the Gods FEED THE CURSE!!!
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 22:14:18 +0000