Holy frozen one celled amoeba that survived the big bang!!!!! Its freaking freezing outside this morning and its all my fault! Well, let me explain. A few years ago a young liberal global warming alarmist who was living in his parents basement told me that the hotter the earth gets the colder the earth gets and humans cause this problem. Yep, thats what he said, so in total and complete confusion I just nodded with a blank look on my face, because there is always a blank look on my face because Im uneducated. And then he said to me Its hard to explain but if you ask my mom, she can explain it better Well I never did get a chance to ask his mom how the earth gets colder when it gets hotter but I know one things for sure. After eating 2 gallons of popcorn last evening, I decided to do 20 sit ups before I went to bed and uncontrollably with a blank look on my face I passed some of the hottest and most bizzare popcorn farts Ive ever passed in my life, and then when I got up this morning it was 2 million degrees below zero with snow on the ground! Boy howdy, I guess its true after all !
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 15:08:23 +0000
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