Home Submit SMS SMS FORUM Wallpapers « back 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 next » 1 Sardar road pe potty kr raha tha, police ne use pakad liya, jb police use le ja rahe the to sardar bola "Bhai sabut to Utha Lo" ? once sardar going on a buffalow, trafic police stops & asks where is ur helmet u have 2 pay fine Sardar:hey stupid see down its a 4 wheeler Boy-Mummy aaj madam ne mujhe bhut mara Mom-Kyun beta? Boy-Maine madam ko murgi kaha Mom-To murgi q kaha? Boy-Q ki madam ne mujhe test me aanda diya.... Hindi funny sms, Boy vs Girl joke, husband wife jokes, enjoy sardar jokes on your favourite e-TV, latestsms.in, of all short funny text stuff. Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardn dabana 5.or ap logo se SMS ki umeed krna Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka "Kutta" hai zindagi me hamesa 1 bat yad rakho. kvi kisi k dil se mat khelo kyuki DIL 1 hi hota hai agar khelna hai to Kidney se khelo wo 2 hoti hai. "Paanchvi Pass" me SRK mujhse pucha, "India me aisa kaun he jo mahine 1 bar nahata hai?" khuda kasm 5 crore thukra dia magar tumhara naam nhi bataya Machchr marne ka ek naya style.Pehle ek machchr pakdo phir use jamin pr leta do aur use gudgudi karo,jaise hi woh hasne k liye mu khole sale k mu mai all out dal do.. apni wife ko apne 100% kamai dene se 10% sukh milta hai girl friend ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai paisa apka faisla apka Jago grahak jago.
Posted on: Sat, 14 Sep 2013 02:15:37 +0000
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