Home with the girls today and they seem pretty calm so I decide to take a *quick* shower. At shampoo rinse and T comes in with a grin mommy I pooped in my panties pulls down her drawers and *plop* theres the poop, on the rug. I lean out, tell her to take off her panties and try to wipe her clean, shampoo running everywhere, then send her to get new panties. Meanwhile I call for Addie. Addie walks in, sees the poop gross! Mom Tierney pooped! Meanwhile Tierney starts screaming, I tell Addie to bring her in the bathroom (shampoo is rinsed, speed conditioning at this point) Tierney walks in with her legs spread awkwardly and wreaks of bath and body works lotion which is all over her body. Mommy!!! I got whoa-tion on my boo boo! My wegs are hot! They are burning!!!! At this point Addie has bailed. I strip Tierney down, bring her in the shower, yell for Addie to come join us, wrap my hair in a towel and precede to clean carried away off of Tierneys entire body. We all get out, I discard the poop still on the rug, grab all the towels to throw in the wash, clothe the kids and put them down for a nap. Unwrap my half towel dried hair to find I never rinsed the conditioner and also forgot to shave the other armpit. So much for calm.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 18:05:12 +0000
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