Hospitals ....was asked twice on my way in to the waiting room to use the anti bacterial hand gel ....then in comes a chap who looks and smells like he hasnt bathed for six months who has sat right next to me x did they offer him the hand wash ..no ! Nor an antibacterial shower he so desperately needs ...why? . Probably because he looks like hes escaped from the psychiatric ward and his eau de whiskey cologne is too overpowering to get near x why did he sit next to me ? x now im wondering whether its a myth that head lice dont jump cos if I was a lovely little louse living on his lardy head I sure would take the risk and try jumping onto my nice clean barnet to take up residence somewhere more upmarket ....now I wish I had a no vacancy sign on my head for his lodgers to see tho some might say its a pretty vacant place already!!!! .. wishing I was bold enough to go seize that antibacterial hand gel and pour the whole bottle over his head !!! ... guys if I dont make it back to work you may need to come bail me out from the local nick or psychiatric unit ....Im not normally a nasty person so would have to plead temporary insanity !!! :( feeling very itchy scratchy x
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 12:17:57 +0000
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