How To Speak Southern Hah Tu Spek Suthun) BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive to borrow. Usage: My brother bard my pickup truck. JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck. MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in munts. IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See Auburn Alumni. Usage: Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert! RANCH - noun. A tool. Usage: I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago. ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck. FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: If my brother from Jawjuh doesnt change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far. BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: If you dont stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you! TAR - noun. A rubber wheel. Usage: Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesnt git a flat tar in my pickup truck. TIRE - noun. A tall monument. Usage: Lord willing and the creeks dont rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime. HOT - noun. A blood-pumping organ. HOD - adverb. Not easy. Usage: A broken hot is hod to fix. RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: My granpaw retard at age 65. TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: I just flew in from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred. RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats. LOT - adjective. Luminescent. Usage: I dream of Jeanie in the lot-brown hair. FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country. DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: Hes did, Jim. EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: He cant breathe ... give em some ear! BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: Boy, stay away from that bob war fence. JU-HERE - a question. Usage: Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama? HAZE - a contraction. Usage: Is Bubba smart? Nah ... haze ignert. SEED - verb, past tense. VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: I aint never seed New York City ... view? HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action. Usage: Kin I heavy dew me a favor? GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution. Usage: Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!
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