How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better. What do you call two guitarists playing in unison? Counterpoint. Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed? What do you get when you play New Age music backwards? New Age music. Know how to make a million dollars playing music ? Start with two million. There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didnt have any money either. How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up and make it into a xylophone. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? 1...5...1... (1...4...5...5...1) At a rehearsal, the conductor stops and shouts to the bass section: You are out of tune. Check it, please! The first bassist pulls all his strings, says, Our tuning is correct: all the strings are equally tight. The first violist turns around and shouts, You bloody idiot! Its not the tension. The pegs have to be parallel!
Posted on: Sat, 19 Apr 2014 15:11:31 +0000
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