How to Identify Scientists at a Party Those men and women standing on tables and taking their clothes off are not scientists. They are Real Estate Agents. Those men mixing the fruit punch and laughing maniacally while tipping in bottles of vodka and packets of illicit looking pills are, also surprisingly, not scientists, although they are close relatives. They are Engineers. Those men and women dancing wildly around the centre of the room, knocking over the pot plants and treading on the dogs tail are not scientists. They are Lawyers. Some of them may also be Real Estate Agents part-time. Those men and women standing against the walls, holding their wine or beer and nervously stroking their beards (the women wear stick-on beards) and saying Hmmmm!. Theyre the Scientists! To test if a person at a party is a scientist, try this joke on him (or her in disguise): Ask, Can I get you another miscible solution of ethanol in dihydrogen monoxide? If he laugh until tears come out of his eyes, hes a scientist. If he giggles nervously and moves away from you, hes an Artist (females artists also wear stick-on beards, but artists can usually be discerned from Scientists because the beards are goatee-style and they wear berets (Warning: Canadians pretending to be French may also wear berets and false goatee beards, but can be identified by the fact that the berets are made from beaver skin). =)) uncyclopedia.wikia/wiki/Scientist
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 01:15:10 +0000
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