How to date European women. By Demetrius Lesson 1. Dont!....dating European women is the leading cause of high blood pressure, right behind cocaine, and dating Republican women! Lesson 2. If you MUST date a European woman (lord knows, they have their advantages, ;) here are a few tips to get you through. 1. Accept insults, the worst, the better...it means they like you! (Especially if they insult you towards the end of a date that went extremely well!!). 2. Under no circumstances whatsoever insult a European woman! This will make them feel like they are back home, and while they ALL Love the country from which they came, they despise most of the men from there....SO, accept your insult like a man and realize they are crazy about you, or are crazy, or both! 3. NEVER...EVER.. be too nice to a European woman, they take this as a sign of weakness and will Really insult you! 4. And finally, if a European woman ever insists on paying for something, point a gun at the waiter or cashier and hand them your credit card.....because this is a trap!! This should get you through at least 3 dates...maybe 4 if youre lucky! And if you happen to get lucky, you are lucky indeed! - Demetrius
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 02:35:40 +0000
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