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How to get a girlfriend: 1) Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.” 2) Nickname her “Dandelion” 3) Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest. *BONUS* If she dumps you, piss all over her bedroom floor.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Aug 2013 01:05:59 +0000

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