How to make a Kick Ass Kung Fu movie: Step 1: Get a young boy and show how his father died. Step 2: Boy grows old in 5 minutes. Step 3: Boy goes to beach and sees an old man and says You killed my father! Step 4: Boy starts fight with very old man. Step 5: Boy gets beat up. Step 6: Boy goes to train with monks for 10 minutes. Step 7: Insert caption Six Years later Step 8: Boy goes back to beach and fights the old man. Step 9: Boy gets beat, wipes blood from mouth and kills old man in slow motion. Step 10: Mysterious girl comes out of no-where and falls in love with boy. and thats how you make a Kick Ass Kung Fu Movie. Back to what you were doing.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 18:25:59 +0000
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