How to mess(fart)in public and retain ur image. To mess for public they sweet but if them catch u,no be small embarrasment o! Just follow dis guideline and you are on ur way to being a star in dis proffesional. 1:when u enter the hall,check d wind directi0n,if nah close hall wit AC,better maximun impact... 2:make sure say u seatdown face d wind directi0n. 3:make sure say u get enuf leg space,u go soon know why. 4:form ajebo by crossing ur legs every now &then. 5:u don ready to execute,try hold am until time,wey d hall they noisy,incase ur mess na d type wey they sound like Ak47. 6:naw carefully cross ur leg,right over left. 7:elevate d right yansh. 8:realease small(sound check) 9:if no sound,allow make the mess flow steadly. 10:allow time 4 proper circulati0n, N0TE:make sure say no be u,go be first person 2 complain. 2:wen people begin to shout "chineke"! E no go beta for the person,wey do dis tin,"simply ask,why person no fit respect d pressence of others na?. 3:no hala pass others,if not u go become suspect. 4:take style dissengage from d area,relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise. *advice no be curse*
Posted on: Thu, 27 Jun 2013 07:29:56 +0000
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