Humor for Today (Sometimes I Just Amble) We have had enough - TopicsExpress



          

Humor for Today (Sometimes I Just Amble) We have had enough youth, How about a fountain of smart? Take my advice, Im not using it. Why do croutons come in air tight packages? It just stale bread to begin with. It was a brave man who ate the first oyster. A word to the wise is sufficient; but who can remember the word? You cant tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I drive by again? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? I dont eat snails ; I prefer fast food. Life not only begins at forty; it also begins to show. Old skiers never die; they just go downhill. The best way to get on your feet----miss a car payment. It isnt difficult to make a mountain out of a mole hill, just keep adding dirt. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. There would be fewer problems with children if they had to chop wood to keep the television going.
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 11:11:40 +0000

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