Husbands VS Wives >=) Husband: Do you know the meaning - TopicsExpress



          

Husbands VS Wives >=) Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So Id be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ? Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 18:23:06 +0000

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