Husbands vs. Horses....... Husbands are less expensive to shoe. Feeding a husband doesnt require anything that even mildly compares with the hassle of putting up hay. A lame husband can still work. A husband with a belly-ache doesnt have to be walked. Husbands dont try to scratch their heads on your back. Theyre better able to understand puns. If theyre playing hard to catch you *may* be able to run them down on foot. They know their name. They pay their own bills. They apologize when they step on your toes. They seldom refuse to get in the vehicle. They dont panic, yelling and running all through the house when you leave them alone. (unless you left the kids too) For a nominal fee you can hire someone else to clip them. Men rarely pee in the middle of the bed day in and day out. Men dont usually trample their dinner into their beds, or eat the bedding. You dont have to bolt the door every time you leave them for a few minutes to stop them running back to their friends. The Horses Advantage: If they dont work out you can sell them. They dont come with in-laws. You dont have to worry about your children looking like them. You never have to iron their saddle pads. If you get too fat for one you can shop for a bigger one. They smell good when they sweat. You can repair their clothes with duct tape. Its possible to keep them from jumping the fence. You can force them to stay in good physical condition...with a whip if necessary. They dont want their turn at the computer. They turn white with age, but not bald. They learn to accept restraint. They dont care what you look like, as long as you have a carrot. Your horse will not think a new pair of shoes every month is excessive Your horse will be glad of the company if you go shopping for another one, and your friends will approve of you keeping more than one, as this is more natural.
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 12:03:36 +0000
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