I AM CURRENTLY SITTING on top of my roof, talking to a giraffe wearing Elton John sunglasses who has the manner of Ernest Borgnine. Why am I doing this? It all began last night when my drivers side power window came off-track and would not go up or down. This has happened before and I know how to fix it. You hold the window in place and press the power window switch up and down until the window slides back into its track. Except I got careless and I jammed my arm between the power window and the car door frame. OW!!! The pain was terrible! When I finally freed my arm, the pain was even worse! So bad that it tied my stomach up in knots! I started swearing to fix the pain in my arm from the window, and I started eating antacid tablets by the handful to fix the pain in my stomach. SO much, that by the time the pain in my arm from the window had lessened, I was seriously ill from taking way too many antacid tablets for the pain in my stomach caused by the window. I took so much antacid for the pain in my stomach caused by the pain from the window that I was overdosing on antacid. So, I took some window pain acid...
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 15:36:50 +0000
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