I Call it Pop. I can show you where I’m from on my hand. I still call it Pine Knob. I only know of one real Corner. 10 minutes is a valid answer for “how far is it?” I eat Coneys for any meal. I drive in all weather like it’s 75 and sunny. I can say Paczki correctly and I go to Hamtramck to get them. I watched every single Lions game in 2008. Barry Sanders is the greatest running back to ever play the game. Steve Yzerman is the greatest leader any team has ever had. Gordie Howe is a badass. Nicklas Lidstrom makes playing defense look very easy. Sparky was a badass. 1968 and 1984 mean baseball to me. If I hear someone say “Deeeeetroit” I instinctively say “Basketball.” The Bad Boys were badasses. Greenes, Tel-way, Bates, and Hunter House, are little white tiled burger heavens. I go Up North religiously. Mackinac Island is pretty freaking awesome. I say G-Rap, K-Zoo, The D, Flint town, EL, Sag-nasty and A2. I know what a Chaldean is. I get angry at foreign cars. I wear t-shirts when its 40 out. I live North of Canada. I went to Windsor from the ages of 19-20 to drink and drove underwater to get there. I go to Corktown on Saint Pats and I miss Tiger Stadium. I say “what up doe” instead of hello. The Fox is not an animal and The Joe is a hockey mecca. Faygo, Kars and Bettermade is a well rounded lunch. I sometimes turn right to turn left. I drink Vernors when I’m sick, and sometimes when I’m not. My landmarks are a giant fist and a giant tire. I am Detroit. Shirt at: downwithdetroit.spreadshirt/i-am-detroit-I11739160
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 16:40:11 +0000
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